BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!

On tour you have a lot of time to wonder about things, like: What is Chinese Josh up to? Why is there a tv channel in China that just shows people playing video games? One thing though that I don't have to wonder about anymore is what Mike's balls look like.

Look what I made...

Singer, blogger and now breeder..... TRIPLE THREAT. And before you are all like: "What the fuck is up with the side of his face?" That is the placenta... he is hiding like a ninja.

Introducing....

Chinese Josh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The picture falls to truly capture the likeness but it was uncanny. Also I'm not being racist I am now in China not Japan.

Also as much as I love all the people that like Fucked Up... I would trade you all for this kid:



ps. yes, he is singing into a phone charger.

pps. For the final word on the moshing debate:

I Know, I Know, I Know...

you're all like: "Dude, you haven't posted in like a week! What the fuck is up?!?"
And I'm like: "Everything's great."
and then your like: "Well, where the fuck have you been then?"
And then I smile: "A magical place that is more perfect then anywhere else I have ever been."
And now you're pissed: "Tell me where it is already!"
"JAPAN!!!"


It is everything and more that I hoped it would be. Food: amazing, record stores: everywhere, people: cool as all get out, it truly is the Valhalla I had thought it would be. I have no idea where to begin... so I'll leave it here for now.

ps. If you guys can't play nice I won't post anymore funny videos. As far as this blog is concerned: moshing is cool but not the type displayed in that video.

Where They Were Then?

Yesterday I did a photo shoot with my good friend Ben Rayner (not to be confused with our other friend Ben Rayner). And it got me thinking about his transition from geeky straight edge kid to fashion photographer superstar and then I remembered this video...

I'm not the first to post this video but this thing needed to be posted at least one more time.